Back to the future, or Erma Bombeck lives

"Bob LeDrew" (bobledrew1) 12/30/2014 at 17:49 • Filed to: throwbacks, powder puff derby, sexism, wackadooland, diane kline

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So there's this service called "Help a Reporter Out" where people who need sources can post up a query. And I got pointed to this one by a friend. Someone report Diane Kline, because she's obviously discovered the key to travelling to parallel universes. Or, alternatively, send her the most perfectly, outrageously, and audaciously sexist tripe that you could imagine so that she can fill up her "funny column" with utter bollocks.

Here's mine:

"Dear Diane: there I was at the car dealership while my hubby Duke was negotiating a deal on our new DeSoto, when I discovered that Duke had chosen a sedan that, while otherwise perfect, had no mirror on the passenger side sunvisor! Can you imagine? How would I make sure I looked perfect for him without a mirror to check my powder & rouge? Tehehehe.

Signed,

Trixie Rubble."

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bob LeDrew 12/30/2014 at 17:53

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QuirkOut: Crazy Things Women do to Stay Sane

They do other activities?

/joking

//don't hate me

Snooder87 > Bob LeDrew 12/30/2014 at 18:29

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Why you gotta be a dick, man. She's just looking for some material for her column, which is obviously about women. Nothing wrong with that.

Bob LeDrew > Snooder87 12/30/2014 at 18:37

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Who eats car-seat-crack-French fries? Seriously?

Snooder87 > Bob LeDrew 12/30/2014 at 18:46

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<_< ... >_> I plead the fifth.

I did eat some Starbursts that I found in the crack of the passenger seat that had been there for months when I cleaned it out.

Bob LeDrew > Snooder87 12/30/2014 at 19:10

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Snooder87 > Bob LeDrew 12/30/2014 at 19:12

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They're wrapped. Totally fine.

Bob LeDrew > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2014 at 19:17

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New column idea: Quirked out: the sane things women do to stay crazy.

Cajun Ginger > Snooder87 12/30/2014 at 20:42

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you're sounding like a single guy.

Snooder87 > Cajun Ginger 12/30/2014 at 22:50

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That supposed to mean something?

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Bob LeDrew 12/31/2014 at 03:52

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I'm agreeing with that face, but mostly because I hate starbusts (and other weirdly sticky chewy candy)